Straight thoughts from a CleverVixen

Ok, so its Saturday night and I’ve been doing course work for a few hours now (in between looking at TV and Blogging and Net Surfing …).  I usually don’t watch this show (anymore) but I clicked over to vh1’s Flavor of Love  - OH the Horror!!! 

Where did they get these trannies from? Oh boy. This season was picked straight out of the Pink Houses (that’s a ROUGHass projects in New York).

I’m not going to get into the multi-layers of degradation. Nah. I’m going to just do the shallow thing and say that Thing 1 & 2, Shy and the one with the Star Trek forehead are THE ugliest things in this life! And have you noticed they just invent words out of nowhere!!!! I mean jeezlouise, could someone throw these fools a dictionary!

This is the worst season yet. I say yet because this man can’t possibly think these women actually want him. ick.

T.

If you’ve ever watched B.E.T, then you know you’re always in for something ignant and very negroidian, and this new season of College Hill - Atlanta may proove to be the same.  The ladies seem to be charismatic and your average college females. The boys however are ….special.

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WhOA!!! Now waaaaaaaaait a Minute! You know this made me wanna SHOUT!

Hyena Sisters, what the hell happened? Tynesha, when did you start sippin on the strong stuff?! You let this hard face wench stay in the house?! Your idea of second chances was very good in theory, I must say, but for Jennevecia?Damn. I bow my head and drop to my knees - faster than Cordelia could (and that trick has MUCH practice).

Did you people see how these supposed friends treated Darlene, calling her a Judas and a traitor? Nice one whoredelia and skankevecia!  Oh how we thought you were actually there to better yourselves…NOT!

To the Dear Judge who will be presiding over Jennevecia’s child case:

Please, Please, Please consider all factors before turning over custody to this person.  How can she effectively raise a bright faced and productive little girl is this is the way she behaves? Her appalling behaviour is proof enough that before she ever has full custody, she needs mucho counseling for her destructive behaviors.  Even after being given a chance to redeem herself, she still behaved in a lackluster and deviant manner.

She’s a menace to society and a bad representative of parents. How about some day treatment for this girl.

Respectfully yours,

Talulah

It’s 12:09 a.m., Feb 20th, and I’ve purposely stayed up to watch the Tyra show, with my Bad Girls as guests.

Five minutes into it and I’m like Tyra…why do I sense you’re about to pop off with your usual self-righteous tripe? HUH?!

Tyra’s now acting all perplexed as to how these skets could behave in such a vulgar manner. Have you not watched the show? Have your producers not prepped YOU!!!!!

Then there’s the rolling of her eyes, and the flippant attitude….oh spare me Tyra, spare me.

If you need to hire EXTRA security for your guests, then you done know, these women are not playing with a fucking full deck!

You spent the first twelve minutes talking about WHY these nutcases are Bad Girls - when WE’VE ALL SEEN just why they are nutcase BAD GIRLS…

The minute, crazy Darlene discusses some of her personal issues, you’re like - oh, I know all of you have issues deeper than what you’ve said here today… Well heffa, do you think that as host, you should have dealt with the deeper and not just the obvious?

Darlene…I feel you homie.

Jennavecia…I believe you are indeed a poor excuse for a mother….. Look at your behaviour you tart! Pissing in sinks, putting Ranch dressing up people’s chocha’s…

Tyra….you are VERY and I mean VERY melodramatic!!! If you have the flu, keep your sick ass in BED and off my damn TV screen.  Oprah would’ve NEVER walked off her set!!! NEVER….. FLU or NOT.  Poor Tyra, she can’t project her voice, well have different guests on days like this. BTW, let people finish their sentences, and keep your pseudo-analytical opinions to your damn-self!!!

Waist of 38 good minutes!!!! I could have been watching Celebrity Rehab, you dork.

Does anyone watch the Bad Girls Club on Oxygen?
Dis here episode I watched tonight get me vex, Vex,VEX!!!!!

Ok, so if your an avid watcher like myself ( I have no man - gimme a break!) wats your take on the entire Tynesha vs. Jenevecia fight?

Well since this here is my blog, let me break shit down like no other….

Jenevecia, you are a lame smelly c*u^t lameoid kinda girl. You didn’t win shit. You got pummelled and was able to get off one clean shot. So PLEASE with the “dude, look at my knuckles…” talk…All season long, you’ve been, “”Imma kill dat fat N!gg$r bitch” this “Imma fuck her up” that; yet you allow Tynesha to drag you like the smut bag that you are.

How Sad.  Do you feel like a winner?

I bet you do…Guess your little girl will be in this house in the next seven years, just like mommy. You’re such a fake and sad piece of sidewalk smut.

SEND THIS SMUT TRICK HOME!!!!!

As for my BK Bitch Tynesha, my girl, you indeed - need some anger management. I’m not one to talk, but, boy oh boy…you a madd hatter!!! I think throughout your time in that house thus far, you’ve been beefing about things that have no bearing on the situations at hand. I’m hoping that after this incident you’ve gained perspective on just where your anger comes from.

This fight was inevitable!!! When the producer brought her foolish behind infront of the camera and was spouting her rhetoric about threats and now she has to send people home and this that and the other…She made me want to puke!!! Producer lady, you sensed Tynesha’s wrath was yet to be unleashed, that’s why you ONLY THEN decided that it was now time to separate these two. Where have you been all season when these two were damn near tearing up the sanctity of this house?

Let me answer that: You were right there in that back room, excited as hell, that your ratings would skyrocket through the damn roof. You weren’t fooling anyone with that BS speech. Your policy of no hitting turned around rather quickly -when you realized that if you threw both ladies out - your show and its ratings would SUFFER!!!

As much as I enjoy the dysfunctionality of this show, it’s pure unadulterated shite. If these execs really wanted these women to come here and learn and grow, counseling would be provided from jumpstreet…Not after you sense the wrath of the devil is about to be unleashed.

All that to say, I’ll be watching next week, same time - same place!! GO HYENA SISTERS!!