Straight thoughts from a CleverVixen

I’m usually one to mind my own business, especially when walking down the street.

If I see parents and children, a group of elderly people or even a group of kids ( teens included), I try and avoid them like the plague. More so, I definitely try to avoid those pram pushing, curry and bacalao smelling, teeth sucking, loud mouth ,third world caretakers.

Yes, I said it, and NO, I do not feel bad (not one ounce) for saying it.

I grew up in a neighborhood filled with these women; mostly caribbean ,some Latinas- in their mid-thirties and up, walking around the slopewith an air of superiority while toting these white  spoiled snot nose little toe rags. They begin shuffling into the neighborhood at around 6am, so while I’m out jogging and minding my own damn business, I had to damn near catch a titty attack because the little clicks that they all gather in, end up taking over the side walk.  So by 8am when I’m heading out and on the way to my work, I have this chorus of suck teeth sounds in the back and eye rolling from the side - as if to say, “who does she think she is - she ain’t nothing”. I’m calm cool and collected, so I bypass these catty cunts.

Today however was another story.  Feeling, smelling and looking good and sassy, I headed to my old hood to meet up with a friend casually walking down Union Street and Sixth Ave, when these obnoxious NPB’s made one hell of a mistake. 

Note to ALL West-Indian caretakers (especially in The Slope): Just because you try and break into patois, does not mean that every black person that passes is a Black American. Some of us are indeed fellow West Indians - who can indeed decipher just what the fuck you’re minimum wage, low earning ass, is saying, OK!

So, I’m on the phone and chatting and walking and chatting and walking and of course there’s like three or four of these T.W.N’s walking with prams AND feel the need to walk side by side!! Ummmm NO!As we’re all walking towards each other, it’s oh so apparent that these NaziPramBullies, don’t intend on separating and are looking for me to obviously step off the sidewalk, onto the street -near the park car and walk around them. Oh NO heffa’s, Oh no you don’t.

So then I proceed to plant myself exactly betwix the path they’d have to walk so that of-course, like normal people they’d split/divide and need to go around me - instead of me getting hit by on coming traffic. Do you know that one of these NPB’s had the unmitigated gall to take her Brunhilda six ton elbow and fucking knock me in my shoulder!!!! Now she done did it - and that is when she had to fucking get it.  First off, she got SHOVED not pushed into her little NPB mates and then tried to hurl insults… Oh no slut, because I heard your loud trini/bajan posse saying how I better move. If you think you own this sidewalk in this part of town, sistren you better think again. Don’t let the fact that you’re pushing these white people pickney twist your mind into thinking you runnin things.

Point of fuckin correction, your role is to wipe little Liam’s ass, while he demands more candy and tells you where next to take him before he tells his mommy. You don’t run shit else in this place, not one fucking thing. Your role is to sweep, cook, clean and put little Liam to bed and to pick up the fucking fry cleaning, NOT to get into childish clicks and let these little bastards run loose on the side walks. Your role is to keep making that $8/hr, so that you can pack your fucking barrels to send home food stuff, for greedy, good for nothing family members like you -who refuse to work but would rather lyme in the local rum shop.  Just because you work for white folk who say you’re like part of the family - don’t make it so. Nor does it give you any next in line to the thrown privilege of acting like a complete and utter ass! Thanks for the offer, but there’s enough asshole Manhattan yuppie, Stroller wielding, attitude for days, transplants to fill that role.

LEAVE ME BE AND STOP THE NONSENSE. I don’t want anything from you nor am I asking you for shit. I usually don’t judge those who work as caretakers, after all it is honest fucking work, but some of you cunts really deserve the treatment those white bithces inflict upon you.

P. fucking S: Please don’t think that just because the parents arent watching you directly that your idiotic asses won’t end up on isawyournanny.com.  Them white folk got you bitches on candid-cunt-cam!

T.