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Archive for February, 2008

And the winner is….OH HELL NO!

What a miscarriage of freaking justice!

When I thinkBrooklynite, I think someone who actually lives,breathes and has that Brooklyn swagger… People from Brooklyn defend their borough to the death! A Brooklynite to me is someone born and raised and/or has at least resided on the borough for a decent number of years (2 the minimum!).

So what is this caca about the new Miss Brooklyn- actually hailing from Virgina via Manhattan?!!! WTF? Oh no she didn’t!

Have you people lost your minds? Ok, so you’re holding a Miss Brooklyn pageant, so you think it would be wise to actually make it known to all th possible Miss Brooklyn’s out there?

This chick just goes from town to town,state to state just entering pageants, all willy-nilly and you fools decide this is THE ONE.

Brooklyn stand up! I don’t care if you’re from the Slope, the Stuy orVille, we need to be on our A game when it comes to people reppin BROOKLYN!!

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          This chick is NO Miss Brooklyn, I don’t care who gave her that crown!

T.

Still…?

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Are we still here? Is this man still going ahead with this tomfoolery?  This is a bad idead, man, why won’t you get that through your damn head!

Bad Girls Club ptIII

WhOA!!! Now waaaaaaaaait a Minute! You know this made me wanna SHOUT!

Hyena Sisters, what the hell happened? Tynesha, when did you start sippin on the strong stuff?! You let this hard face wench stay in the house?! Your idea of second chances was very good in theory, I must say, but for Jennevecia?Damn. I bow my head and drop to my knees - faster than Cordelia could (and that trick has MUCH practice).

Did you people see how these supposed friends treated Darlene, calling her a Judas and a traitor? Nice one whoredelia and skankevecia!  Oh how we thought you were actually there to better yourselves…NOT!

To the Dear Judge who will be presiding over Jennevecia’s child case:

Please, Please, Please consider all factors before turning over custody to this person.  How can she effectively raise a bright faced and productive little girl is this is the way she behaves? Her appalling behaviour is proof enough that before she ever has full custody, she needs mucho counseling for her destructive behaviors.  Even after being given a chance to redeem herself, she still behaved in a lackluster and deviant manner.

She’s a menace to society and a bad representative of parents. How about some day treatment for this girl.

Respectfully yours,

Talulah

Bad Girls Club PtII…

And I’ve just seen the Tyneshia vs. Jennevecia fight, again; and once again this episode infuriates me. 

This producer must know she sounds like a true blue idiot!!!  So you mean, you’ve watched these girls for how many weeks, cuss and threaten each other and now you decide that threats are against the rules? Producer lady, come onnnnnnn man!  The premise of this show, is just what you got. You got REAL BAD GYALs behaving REAL BAD, what did you expect?

Where do you think this show has gone wrong?

 At a lost for words? Well let me tell you and your people as your fellow producers, as you MUST be first timers.  Have you ever watched the Real World on MTV? I guess by now you have, but have you noticed that since the real world Boston, the producers revamped things and decided to put these seven free living people to work!!! These genius creators and producers, decided that living for absolute free, isn’t realistic or productive and they decided to change things.  What these individuals decide to do with the opportunity is up to the individual, but the ground work was laid.

And you people on the oxygen network need to revamp this Bad Girls show.  You say you want these women to come and change into new and improved individuals yet you lay no ground work.  If you build a house on a shaky foundation, what do you think is going to happen to your speakeasy house?

BTW, Jennevecia, I thought you were sad before but now I KNOW you’re truly a sad and psychotic individual.  Hopefully the judge sees these episodes and makes an informed decision.  Hopefully, we don’t have another Brit-Brit episode.

 

It’s almost time for the new episode….BRB with PtIII !!

Float like a Butterfly - Sting like a jilted lesbian!

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If I had to label myself, I’d consider myself a “Liberal”.

I believe in Free Speech, I’m Pro-Choice, I’m all open for everyone having their own sexual identity (once it doesn’t infringe on mine!) - you get my drift. So you see, I can pretty much wrangle my mind around most things.

HOWEVER, I’ve just read some very “interesting” news or so it’s being called. While perusing on the nydailynews website, looking for my daily page six delights, I stumbled upon it…what was it,you ask?  Well, it seems that a lesbian couple who’s been in a 14 year relationship and have split due to some supposed infidelity are now “divorcing”. Here’s the hitch in the giddy: 

  • according to what’s being reported they were NEVER officially/legally married, they had a “commitment” ceremony.
  • neither of them filed to be the others “domestic partner”
  • stupidly, they were joint owners of a co-op and shared joint finances
  • One of these broads had the other on her life insurance policy and took the other to court - wanting to banish her from both the policy and the Co-Op.                          

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It seems that these are no ordinary sheila’s…no sirree. In fact, the woman with the most to loose (depending on how you look at it) is Halina Avery,39, who just so happens to be the heiress to the Avery office supply conglomerate.  Boy O Boy, where were her trustees and barristers when she was getting into this ”commitment”.            

The other broad is some real estate agent, who obviously is one greedy,covetous and insidious human being; as she’s suing old girl Avery -for spousal support, and equitable distribution of the monies which she shared with ole girl Avery.

And to this I say ladies and gents, never get fucking married and stop with the goddamn commitment ceremonies!!!

To Ole girl Avery :  So for 14 years it was never an issue for you to consider this a marriage;but the minute you see that this wench wants her fair share (depending on how you look at it), you now want to get specific and clarify things. NOT. Since it seems that you had no formal pre-commitment ceremony-nup, I can in some strange-oddball way -sympathize with that greedy heffa. It was all well and good feeling on her goods for 14 years- as wife & woman (is that the appropriate term?), but one wrong move and ole  girl can no longer live in the lifestyle in which you’ve helped her get accustomed to? Pay Up! It’s not that I agree with handing over monies to people who haven’t worked for it;but you should pay for your stupidity. There should have been something written in stone. Now you’ll just have to settle for say, 500million instead of the billion you might have been sitting on.

 To the greedy and insideous ex: You should be ashamed of yourself!! Have your parents taught you nothing!  How can you sue for monies you didn’t work for? Hell, you’re suing for monies, you ex-woman didn’t even work for.  No good will ever come to you! NONE! Work and sue for what’s rightfully yours! You claim you loved this woman yet you cheat on her? You refuse to be taken off her insurance policies because …Let me answer, because you are a covitious money grubbing skank, who just refuses to be a woman with a back bone. You spineless twit. Opportunistic individuals don’t make it to heaven or any other divine place after this life,Molly Caldwell.

To All same sex couples: You wanted rights to the “American Dream” and now you have it;so when the “American Nightmare” is set before you in a dog bowl, don’t start bitchin now. This here is part of that dream you wanted, you remember, the equality,liberty and justice for all. That was how Rosie put it, right? Don’t you wish you could re-consider….NOT

 

 

T.

Procrastination will NOT be the death of me!!

        

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 Curse my father for passing on his procrastination gene.

Yes, I said gene;in this case there can be no other explanation.

 I got a bleeding C on a paper when I would have gotten an A all because I did it last minute and didn’t follow procedures to the letter. MUTHafucker!!!!!

No mas.

I will not procrastinate. I will NOT procrastinate.

Promises Promises you don’t keep….

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Why do men feel that they must tell you shit THEY think you wanna hear? 

Has it worked in the past for you?

Dude, who have you been using those tired lines on, 17 year olds?

I don’t want and or need  for you to promise me anything.

No need to tell me you’re going to do something when we both know, it will NEVER happen.

It’s frustrating!!! Not only is it frustrating but it’s a total let down on some level.

Hotdamn, I can now understand how women can get caught up in that - I don’t need no man bullshit. I can understand the mental and emotional process that can drive a woman to turn to lesbianism (conceptually, I like the MilkDuds WAYYY to much forthe actual physicallity of said act). BUT I GET IT!

I feel the pain and it is pAiN! It goes beyond feeling physically drained because your heart and your soul, just can no longer deal.  So therefore, any and every dude, becomes public enemy number 1…1….1…1…lol.

Damn… Can I get a fuckin break? Can we women get a fuckin BREAK?!!!!

 

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  Goodnite.

 

 

 T.

Promises Promises you don’t keep….

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Why do men feel that they must tell you shit THEY think you wanna hear? 

Has it worked in the past for you?

Dude, who have you been using those tired lines on, 17 year olds?

I don’t want and or need  for you to promise me anything.

No need to tell me you’re going to do something when we both know, it will NEVER happen.

It’s frustrating!!! Not only is it frustrating but it’s a total let down on some level.

Hotdamn, I can now understand how women can get caught up in that - I don’t need no man bullshit. I can understand the mental and emotional process that can drive a woman to turn to lesbianism (conceptually, I like the MilkDuds WAYYY to much forthe actual physicallity of said act). BUT I GET IT!

I feel the pain and it is pAiN! It goes beyond feeling physically drained because your heart and your soul, just can no longer deal.  So therefore, any and every dude, becomes public enemy number 1…1….1…1…lol.

Damn… Can I get a fuckin break? Can we women get a fuckin BREAK?!!!!

 

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  Goodnite.

 

 

 T.

Jamaicans and their behaviours = Conundrum

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 While doing my Sunday usual ( drinking my Chai tea @ STARBUCKS and reading my NYTimes), I came across an article titled: “Attacks Show Easygoing Jamaica Is Dire Place for Gays”, surprised I was not.  It has been common knowledge for years, that of all the West Indian nations, Jamaica- has been known for its abhorrent intolerance towards gays. 

Everyone from the young to the old - the “educated” to the illiterate, has at one point or another voiced their displeasure with the act of homosexuality.  By Jamaican law, the act of homosexuality - known as buggery - is damn near a felony act.  Some people use the law as the basis for their disdain but most tend to quote very selected Bible scriptures.

In the article, it gave two horrific stories of mobs going after individuals (some on their own property) and pummeling them, even using machetes.

What perplexes me is, for a culture that claims to HATE (their word - not mine) buggery, gays and all things homosexual, their anti-gay representatives (i.e., T.O.K., Beenie Man, ELEPHANT MAN** and others) have some suspect behaviours! 

In 1998, there was a song with the lyrics: “Bad man nah dress like girls, we nah bore nose ana we nah bleach face and we nah wear drop curls….”. Sounds homophobic? Well it is!  If you google a picture of ELEPHANT MAN, you will see that he does NOT appear to be any lumber jack type of guy. In fact, he is known for his outlandish colored hair styles, his VERY tight pants, and all his other “eccentric” behaviours that would by all means be considered Very FLAMBOYANTLY HOMOSEXUAL.

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In the last five or six years, Jamaican men have taken to plucking and tweaking and bleaching all things that are usually done by women.  If you take a look at any Passa-Passa tape, you will notice then men in their tighup pants, very pointed tip shoes, tight shirts, and some rather large belt buckles.  I don’t know about them, but to me, that just says: Snap for the KIDS!  Here in the NY, generally speaking, that there look, is reserved for the flamboyantly gay. As in queer- as in HOMO-SEXUAL! 

If you live in NY and have been to the Brooklyn clubs like SQUADS and XO - udunknowatagwan!!! You spot them as sooooon as you comt through the door. Smellin sweet like a french whore.

In one breath Jamaicans can denounce the gayness of one, yet praise the slack culture of pregnancy out of wedlock, promiscuity ( leads to getting da HIV!!) and just their all round slack behaviours of today, i.e Passa-Passa.  For a country who loves being known for its exotic beaches, its easy going touristic feel and its rich coffee amongst many other things, it has very far to go in regards to bringing up a country of tolerance and open-minded individuals.  Which is sad to say the least.

 Due this anti-gay movement many careers have come to standstill, none more famous than Buju Banton. In the early 90’s, a young and very talented Buju made THE single biggest career blunder ever - he released an anti-homosexual song.  Not only was the song anti-homosexual but the lyrical content was mind-blowing,  ” Boom bye bye inna battyboy head”. After the numerous demonstrations and sponsors who weren’t willing to be associated with him, his career has NEVER been the same.

Harassing Homosexual people is like harassing Jews, it’s just some shit you don’t want to do. Some people you just don’t want to piss off.

 

T.

todays playlist

Another day home….

Another playlist of HOT tracks…

Amy Winehouse

 My Bed… - Frank LP

SHAFT HAS HIS THEME SONG.. AND SO DO I:-)

Dennis Brown - Revolution

I know some fools like this…